Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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