Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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