Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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