5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize