They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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