My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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