I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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