Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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