her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Of course I have a pirate flag
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
there is puke in my bra ... again
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