covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
