how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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