Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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