anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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