i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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