ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize