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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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