yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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