i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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