Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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