I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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