Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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