Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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