...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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