Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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