so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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