At least make sure they are 18
Why
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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