I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Less talking, more tequila
We talked him into tasing himself.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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