good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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