we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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