why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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