Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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