the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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