i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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