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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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