I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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