Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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