Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She said her name was "party"
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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