your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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