It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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