To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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