Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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