How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You've changed since you got that strap on
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
