Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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