they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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