I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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