why didn't you poke me back
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
where are my eyebrows?
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