So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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