Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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