I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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