Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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