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(317): View more from Indiana

She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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(510): View more from California

he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.

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(251): View more from Alabama

My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.

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(386): View more from Florida

Solid. Can't put a price on good times

(978): View more from Massachusetts

You can and it's called a liver.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

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