This girl is more easily done than said...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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