Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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