I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize