We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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