A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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