Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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