just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just google imaged poop.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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